Growing up in Mount Vernon, Washington, Victor figured out he was going to be a writer at the age of four and three quarters... 

This was the age he tried drawing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for a letter he was writing to Nintendo Power magazine. The results were so bad he gave up on illustration and has been scratching his creative itch with words ever since.

What does that mean? Well, sometimes he gets to be clever and sometimes he has to be the most boring person on the planet.